ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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