fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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