She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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