Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Panties = found
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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