Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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