hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You're a waste of cheezeits
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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