I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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