The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i out mim tonsoeep
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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