i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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