no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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