So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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