if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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