hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He better not be in your backpack
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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