Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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