Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
