that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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