She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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