making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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