He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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