We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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