We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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