do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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