we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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