i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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