It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Bring me that man meat
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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