party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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