Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm at about main and main street
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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