So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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