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• (678): View more from Georgia

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• (770): View more from Georgia

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• (312): View more from Illinois

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• (631): View more from New York

  stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....

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• (530): View more from California

  so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.

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• (805): View more from California

  I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.

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• (408): View more from California

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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• (607): View more from New York

  Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.

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