you guys were way drunker than both of me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?