Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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