Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I deserve to be covered in dicks