i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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