How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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