It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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