I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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