she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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