Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking