There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.