she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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