Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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