i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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