Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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