Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He has the fingertips of a God
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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