That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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