Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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