We should be called the Road Head Warriors
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
