it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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