She announced her abortion via fbk
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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