Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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