If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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