Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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