So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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