I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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