Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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