I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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