were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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